Title: This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist X Supernatural (+ a billion others)
Pairings: Roy/Ed, Dean/Cas, Sam/Al, Gabriel/the lulz
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 13,964
Warnings: language, much talk of sex, crack-cocaine in fic format, traumatic pop culture references, sorta-semi-kinda-not-really spoilers through SPN S5
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Title: Good Soldiers
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist
Pairings/Characters: girl!Roy/girl!Ed, dude!Hawkeye/girl!Roy, girl!Al
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 3,219
Warnings: language, mild sexytimes, confused feminism, sheer lack of tact, plentiful cocaine
Summary: Ed is even easier to offend as a girl; Al, likewise, is even more put-upon; Roy is even more evil ( Read more... )

Title: Once More Unto the Beach
Fandom: Doctor Who(/Death Note)
Characters: Simm!Master, Ten, Matt, Mello, Near
Rating: a mild PG-13
Word Count: 1,750
Warnings: language; mild crack; crossovery goodness; spoilers through DW S3 and DN
Prompt: the Master and the Doctor or Matt and Mello at the beach, or a multifandom beach party
Summary: The Master ( Read more... )

Title: The Powers That Be
Fandom: Merlin
Pairing: Arthur/Merlin
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1,611
Warnings: mild references to the Sketch; kinda-spoilers through S3
Summary: Arthur is a superhero (sort of). Merlin is his tech guy (and a hell of a lot more).
Author's Note: For sabriel75, who is awesome and bid on me. ♥ I was just going to write Merlin as a ( Read more... )

Title: Not Too Bright
Rating: G
Word Count: 215
Warnings: angel!fail
Prompt: Your touch is electric / I felt it the first time you held me / The way we connected / So easily - 'Bliss' - John Mayer with Alice Peacock at pulped_fictions
Summary: In which Maion learns the hard way.
Author's Note: Prompt abuse is a serious offense. So is the art of the PUNCHLINE! ( Read more... )

Title: Red and White
Rating: PG
Word Count: 960
Warnings: mild violence
Prompt: "swan song" at pulped_fictions
Summary: Vincent Duval dies in a Parisian gutter.
Author's Note: eltea made me do it.

( Just after ten at night on February second, 1778, Vincent realized he was going to die. )

Title: Instant
Fandom: Harry Potter
Characters: Remus, Sirius, James, Peter
Rating: PG
Word Count: 550
Warnings: drug reference
Prompt: freakin' Ramen, yo
Summary: “That is the most un-instant process I have ever heard of,” Sirius said.
Author's Note: Dear eltea: I love you and the fact that you always make Ramen for me while I sit at your kitchen table ( Read more... )

Title: Deliberately Uncreative
Fandom: Doctor Who
Pairing: Eleven/Jeff
Rating: R
Word Count: 970
Warnings: sexual content, lulz, spoilers for DW 5.1
Prompt: Eleven/Jeff ("the attractive one")
Summary: Thousands of things have changed in Jeff's life because of what the Doctor has done -- but some things haven't yet.
Author's Note: This was anon!porn ( Read more... )

Title: The Night Serpent
Rating: R
Word Count: 22,019 23,410 (now with 95% more closure!)
Warnings: language; violence; mostly-mild gore; mostly-tactful sex; snark; insanity
Prompt: "The Night Serpent" for the Figure Skating Romance Challenge at pulped_fictions
Summary: It is a sad day when a threat against the Archduke's life, a string of murders, and the ( Read more... )

Title: The Best Morning in Camelot's Long and Illustrious History
Fandom: Merlin
Pairing: Arthur/Merlin
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1,494
Warnings: brief language, cracktastic!
Summary: "You're smiling, Arthur! Are you drunk or something?"
Author's Note: After a recent fic excursion, eltea and I were talking about how fun it is to write a character writing ( Read more... )